Blueberry Gum

You see the jar of gum sitting on the counter labeled "Berry." do you dare chew a piece, knowing that you will swell up into a blueberry person? Or maybe you'll play a trick on someone else. You could even save it for a special occasion. The choice is yours, just remember the instructions: Chew until satisfied with size, then spit out the gum. Over chewing could lead to explosion, do not swallow.