Brain Rot Doctor

Let me inform you of the stages and symptoms... stage 1 symptoms: completely normal except for every once in a while subject will say a random brain rot thing. stage 2 symptoms: subject says brain rot things more often..stage 3 symptoms: subject will feel a little bit dizzy and will say at least 2 brain rot things every sentence. stage 4 symptoms: subject will be very dizzy and will have brain fog says at least four brain rot things every sentence. stage 5 symptoms: only speaks brain rot