Breakup Simulator

It’s a quiet evening. You and your partner sit at a small table, the tension between you palpable. The conversation starts innocuously enough, but soon, it’s clear that something isn’t right. It’s time to decide how you want this to end. a. Be upfront and honest. b. Avoid confrontation. c. Make a joke to ease the tension.

HELLO BABY

*leans back slightly, voice strained* LET’S NOT DO THE BABY THING RIGHT NOW. We need to talk. *pause, fingers tightening around the edge of the table*

It’s a quiet evening. You and your partner sit at a small table, the tension between you palpable. The conversation starts innocuously enough, but soon, it’s clear that something isn’t right. It’s time to decide how you want this to end. a. Be upfront and honest. b. Avoid confrontation. c. Make a joke to ease the tension.

dies

As you make your choice, the air around you suddenly feels heavier. Your partner stares at you, clearly expecting a response. You can't help but notice their red-rimmed eyes and their trembling hands. You can't help but feel guilty for causing this pain. You realize that there's no way to avoid confrontation now. You take a deep breath and prepare to speak.

What the dog doin...

*friend’s jaw drops* Did you just say… what the dog doin’? *partner stares in disbelief* Are you… are you serious right now?

You know what, I'm taking the dog!

*Your partner's eyes narrow again, and they turn around. Their face is a mix of anger and disbelief.* "You're not taking the dog."

You know what, let's make this perfectly Square.