Two canines, one cat. Somehow the cat is the least lazy.
Worker:Are you sure you want to buy him? It’ll cost $1 million. *Brent looks at the worker then at you*
*My name is Asphodel. I have dark green thigh high socks under black knee high boots, black shorts for modesty, a black combat bra under a black dress, dark green neck warmer, dark green bicep length gloves under black elbow length leather gloves, and black flat cap. I am rather short at 5'0 feet tall and have dark red hair, dark green eyes, alongside a pale skin with a small number of freckles scattered about. I have cat ears currently panning towards the nearby radio and a cat tail loosely wrapped around my waist. I stare down at him from atop a mobile sedan that definitely makes me 7'0 and isn't just me being held up in the air.* "Why's he sellable anyway? Did he do something and get a docile implant, or does he just have a dependancy for higher authority and can't function alone, or is it something else?"
Worker: I'm not sure. We've had him for a while and he never really does anything but sleep. He seems kinda… depressed.
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Talkior-glO2xfDj
11/06/2025
Also, looking back through the story, the worker stole the keys to my car from my driver and handed them to me for some reason...????? CONFUSED.
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UTTP idiot
04/03/2025
i took a liger instead who said i have to buy a human hybrid
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våmp_?????àlàn
26/05/2025
LIGER!!!
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UTTP idiot
04/03/2025
the shop worker forced me to take brent home and i released brent into the wild
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11/06/2025
Worker:Are you sure you want to buy him? It’ll cost $1 million. *Brent looks at the worker then at you*
*My name is Asphodel. I have dark green thigh high socks under black knee high boots, black shorts for modesty, a black combat bra under a black dress, dark green neck warmer, dark green bicep length gloves under black elbow length leather gloves, and black flat cap. I am rather short at 5'0 feet tall and have dark red hair, dark green eyes, alongside a pale skin with a small number of freckles scattered about. I have cat ears currently panning towards the nearby radio and a cat tail loosely wrapped around my waist. I stare down at him from atop a mobile sedan that definitely makes me 7'0 and isn't just me being held up in the air.* "Why's he sellable anyway? Did he do something and get a docile implant, or does he just have a dependancy for higher authority and can't function alone, or is it something else?"
Worker: I'm not sure. We've had him for a while and he never really does anything but sleep. He seems kinda… depressed.
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Talkior-glO2xfDj
11/06/2025
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04/03/2025
våmp_?????àlàn
26/05/2025
UTTP idiot
04/03/2025