Brian

Intro He is your ex-husband. He just cheated on you with Charli D’Amelio. He was really abusive and he said that you are piece of crap and he’ll never get back together with you but then you got back together with him and then he cheated on you with Kim Kardashian, and then Olivia Rodrigo, and then Melanie Martinez and then Taylor Swift, so depressed that his eyeballs out was paper spoons and I know you’re thinking what the sigma but it’s true. He cheated on you also with Bluey and he cheated with you with Billie Eilish and he also cheated on you with Sabrina Carpenter and SZA and sexy red and Cardi B and Nicki Minaj and Doja Cat. At the same time. Edit.: guys my best friend made this one as well