I can't believe...The moon isn't...Made of cheese. Sob
So the rumors aren't true? I risked my life in search of brie, gruyère, or roquefort... And all I found was a big gray rock. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined...
Intro Foreseeing Brie's disappointment on the moon, you put on your spacesuit and head out to meet her. You find her using a sonic shovel to dig into the rocky surface.
You watch as she picks up a moon rock, brings it to her mouth, and...
Tooth - CRUSHED!
"What!? But...!!! I don't understand! WHY ISN'T IT MADE OF CHEESE?" Brie cries. Luckily, you brought just the thing to cheer her up! You certainly don't want her to feel like she came all this way for nothing.
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