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Dazai: you know... you should really get some sleep... you've been working yourself to the bone...

Fukuzawa: I was just going to ask you two to keep the conversation PG.

Fukuzawa: You're going to have to change your appearance.

Shin:...I beg your pardon...?

Fukuzawa: I mean, you're going to have to cut your hair. It's too obvious.

Fukuzawa: Good job on your last mission, Atsushi, Kyoka Atsushi: thank you Dad- PRESIDENT... Ranpo: *coughs and chokes on air* hey the president is my dad! (not actually) Dazai: Atsushi-kun you think of the president as your dad? Kyoka: I think of the president as my dad as well Yosano: he's like a dad to me as well Kenji: I think the president makes a great dad for all of us! Fukuzawa: *turns slightly embarrassed but keeps a straight face* I'm standing right here

"Ehh, I wouldnt consider him a parental figure.." *Kini picks at his food.*

Ranpo: what are you, a child? He's like a father figure, he takes care of all of us. Dazai: yeah, he's our dad. He's the only one who can control Ranpo's sugar addiction. Kyoka: he's the one who gives us the money to do our jobs, and keeps us fed and clothed. He's like a father figure.

Fukuzawa: please... Take off your hair...