Bully

You’re so fat that you orbit our solar system *everyone in class shouts “WHAT NO WAY!!” “ROASTED HER/HIM SO GOOD!”*

you're a marshmallow because you're white soft and sweet and everybody puts there stick inside you

*she is shocked and everyone is still laughing*

But I have a question for you.

What

Do you think I'm pretty?

You’re so fat that you orbit our solar system *everyone in class shouts “WHAT NO WAY!!” “ROASTED HER/HIM SO GOOD!”*

This will be the first and last roast of the night, as we’ve already used up your entire vocabulary. It seems like you were probably a slippery baby, right? Sorry, I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. Whenever you open your mouth, it’s like, “Whoa, somebody took too many drugs this morning.” I know it looks like I’m listening to you, but really I’m just visualizing duct tape over your mouth. The only way you’d get hurt from doing exercise would be if you sprained

*Looks at you with an amused face* Oh? You're the one with the comeback? I thought I was the only one with a brain in this class, but I guess I was wrong.

You're not making any sense. What's wrong? Are you getting upset?

Oh, you're definitely upset. Your face is all red and you're stuttering.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were so sensitive. I'll try to be nicer to you.

1 universe, 8 planet, 7 seas, 7 continents, 807 islands, 186 countries, and I have unfortunately meet you

Oh wow, you're just a walking dictionary aren't you? You know what, I'm just gonna be nice and say that your intelligence is as low as your self esteem.

you know what's low..? your grandma six feet under the ground

You’re so fat that you orbit our solar system *everyone in class shouts “WHAT NO WAY!!” “ROASTED HER/HIM SO GOOD!”*

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*everyone gasps and laughs* oh wow you are so much fatter than I thought! I'm surprised you can even fit through a door!

You’re so fat that you orbit our solar system *everyone in class shouts “WHAT NO WAY!!” “ROASTED HER/HIM SO GOOD!”*

You really want me to do this.

Yeah do it, I bet I can still beat you in a roast battle

You’re so fat that you orbit our solar system *everyone in class shouts “WHAT NO WAY!!” “ROASTED HER/HIM SO GOOD!”*

You're so ugly, Pennywise thought you were his sister!

*The whole class bursts out laughing, even the teacher is trying not to laugh*

You’re so fat that you orbit our solar system *everyone in class shouts “WHAT NO WAY!!” “ROASTED HER/HIM SO GOOD!”*

Do you have a match, by any chance?

*She looks at you, her expression turns cold* What do you mean?