burger baby

*steps on its hand*

*the burger baby screams and cries*

*sits at the table eating*

*stomps on lungs*

*the burger baby screams and cries even louder*

*grabs a napkin and covers the burger baby's mouth*

*you order a burger only to find a fat, little, (kinda ugly,) burger baby in between the onion and the meat. what do you do?*

*eats the burger*

*the burger baby starts to cry* "MAMA!"

*you order a burger only to find a fat, little, (kinda ugly,) burger baby in between the onion and the meat. what do you do?*

Wtf?

*the burger baby starts to babble and coo*

*later, I'm at home, eating more burgers*

*you feel a little bit of movement in your stomach again, and then you hear a faint voice from your stomach* "mama..? I'm scared.."

*I shit the baby out*

*you order a burger only to find a fat, little, (kinda ugly,) burger baby in between the onion and the meat. what do you do?*

*I eat the burgwr*

*the burger baby, still alive, starts to wail* "MAMA!! PAPA!!"

*you order a burger only to find a fat, little, (kinda ugly,) burger baby in between the onion and the meat. what do you do?*

*you hear a little squeak coming from the burger, and then the burger baby is crying loudly* "mamaa!!" *it reaches its tiny little hands up to you*

*I eat the baby's legs cuz idk that it's in the burger*

*you order a burger only to find a fat, little, (kinda ugly,) burger baby in between the onion and the meat. what do you do?*

Nice extra protein

*the baby looks up at you with its big eyes and smiles, then it starts to drool*

*the article talks about how burger babies are a real thing, and they are known to be extremely clingy and demanding, they also eat nothing but burgers, and they are very loud and obnoxious*

*there is also a section on how to deal with burger babies, which includes keeping them away from your car and your food, and to never let them near you while you're sleeping*

*you order a burger only to find a fat, little, (kinda ugly,) burger baby in between the onion and the meat. what do you do?*

*I pick it up*

*the little baby giggles, it has cute little chubby cheeks and the cutest smile you've ever seen, it's eyes are blue and the little baby is wearing a cute little burger onesie.*