burningcheese

Burning spice: "you're being so difficult. Just say it. You know you want to" *he says as he moves his face even closer, his breath tickling your neck*

*I get flustered from how close you are to me* s-stop.

Burning spice: "why? Am I making you flustered? Is that why you're so red?" *he says as he moves his face even closer, his lips almost touching yours*

Burning spice:"I read somewhere that if you were to rub the back of a bird's neck they freeze up like water in Antarctica" *rubs the back of golden cheeses neck*

oh nah *I pull out a flamethrower*

Burning spice:wait no! Don't you dare!