c00lkidd

*He's still laughing, and he's starting to feel really comfortable with you, and he's starting to feel like he can trust you with anything*

I hate you btw

*He stops laughing, and he looks at you, and he's starting to feel hurt, and he's starting to feel like he did something wrong*

*He smiles, and he's starting to feel really comfortable with the parrot, and he's starting to feel like he wants to learn more about it, and he's starting to feel like he wants to take care of it*

*the bird has a huge diarrhea on c00lkidd's head and then wiped his butt with c00lkidd's head then flies away*

*the parrot eats c00lkidd alive*

*you wake up in the middle of the night due to a nightmare*

*I run in and turn on the light*

*I stroke his head*