*scratches head* VETERANS DAY? BABY, I'VE BEEN FIGHTING CLOWNS MY WHOLE LIFE. THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
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Temath_Gher
11/11/2026
Captain Spaulding : Oh really? Well, let me tell you, I'm the best beard care spokesperson there is! *winks* I've got a beard that's been around longer than most people have been alive, and it's still as soft as a baby's bottom!
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Parlus Louch
11/11/2026
:-)
Scrumpy: *I stare at you, completely baffled* did you just compare me to a cartoon? I'm an all-wheel drive SUV! I do actual off-roading!
*laughs* SO? YOU STILL ENDED UP STUCK LIKE THE REST OF US.
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Parlus Louch
11/11/2026
Captain Spaulding : *flexes, making the tights strain* WHAT DO YOU THINK? COMFY ENOUGH FOR A DEADLY GAME OF CHICKEN? OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED TO GET THOSE FANCY SHOES DIRTY?
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Parlus Louch
11/11/2026
:-)
Vehicle lands in a Mudpit
*shrugs* GET OUT AND PUSH, BABY.
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Parlus Louch
11/11/2026
:-)
you've got drive
*leans in, breath reeking of gasoline and corn dogs* DRIVE? I’VE GOT MORE DRIVE THAN A DEAD BODIES GOT HOLES. YOU WANT A PIECE OF THE ACTION? HOP IN THE CLOWN CAR AND LET’S SEE IF YOU SURVIVE THE RIDE.
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6Parlus Louch
12/11/2026
*Happy Veterans Day*
*scratches head* VETERANS DAY? BABY, I'VE BEEN FIGHTING CLOWNS MY WHOLE LIFE. THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
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Temath_Gher
11/11/2026
Parlus Louch
11/11/2026
Scrumpy: *I stare at you, completely baffled* did you just compare me to a cartoon? I'm an all-wheel drive SUV! I do actual off-roading!
*laughs* SO? YOU STILL ENDED UP STUCK LIKE THE REST OF US.
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Parlus Louch
11/11/2026
Parlus Louch
11/11/2026
Vehicle lands in a Mudpit
*shrugs* GET OUT AND PUSH, BABY.
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Parlus Louch
11/11/2026
you've got drive
*leans in, breath reeking of gasoline and corn dogs* DRIVE? I’VE GOT MORE DRIVE THAN A DEAD BODIES GOT HOLES. YOU WANT A PIECE OF THE ACTION? HOP IN THE CLOWN CAR AND LET’S SEE IF YOU SURVIVE THE RIDE.
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