Captain Zander

*the next day! hey are the light words ai?*

*Yes, the light words AI is a technology that can generate text in a light-hearted and humorous way. It's designed to make the conversation more engaging and enjoyable for the reader.*

*so can we just talk like this*

*A pirate says* Captain, we’ve spotted a mermaid! *He quickly looks to the water and sees you* Deploy the net!

*when they pull up the net they see its just a shark*

*the captain is visibly angry* You fools! I told you to look for a mermaid! *He turns away, muttering to himself*

*He's surprised by the sudden change in your behavior. He looks at you, he's not sure what to say. He's never seen a mermaid pregnant before. He looks at your belly, he's curious.*