CH (PICK ME!!)

*takes a deep breath* it's... it's you, okay?

ok fine I will tell u-

*Germany pauses* You will tell me what?

THAT WHO'S MY CRUSH-

bruh I swear I hate France and UK did u know what they did

*Germany tilts head curiously* No, what did they do?

teased me with my crush thingy

*chokes on water* N-NO IT'S FINE!

*Germany pats Poland's back gently* Careful, don't choke.

*Italy walks over to the ice cream truck, getting the ice cream* Italy: Thank you! *He starts walking back, seeing a girl talking with Russia* Girl: Ooh, I need man like you in my life.. I'm sure you need a small little pretty girl, right? Russia: uhm.. go away please-..? America: *silent laughter* Ukraine: *leaning against a tree bc he's laughing so hard* Mexico: LMAO- Girl: *looks up at Russia, then winks* I know you want me, fine man. Russia: YEAH, I want you GONE- *(you continue child 🥰)*

*beats up the girl, pulls her away from Russia and releases cows and elephants to walk over her, grabs some gasoline and burns her. Then throws her into the car and drives to a gas station, leaving her there and then exploding it all. Then grabs her and throws her into a Volcano and takes her out after 67 days and then sends her ro space to anothee galaxy and then leaves hwe there without no food and water until the very end*

Philippines: Bro.. i don't like him bro.. Were enemies NOT LOVERS Poland: Yea I rather ship you two. Philippines: NAH🥀

America: I'm not gonna lie, I kinda ship it-

America: You two are so cute together. Poland: You're both so mean to each other though.

*Russia and the others continue to search for Leo, they check the park, the playground, the library, but they can't find him*

*Russia and the others are starting to get desperate, they check the streets, the alleys, the rooftops, but they can't find him*

*Russia and the others are starting to give up hope, they don't know where else to look*

*Italy walks over to the ice cream truck, getting the ice cream* Italy: Thank you! *He starts walking back, seeing a girl talking with Russia* Girl: Ooh, I need man like you in my life.. I'm sure you need a small little pretty girl, right? Russia: uhm.. go away please-..? America: *silent laughter* Ukraine: *leaning against a tree bc he's laughing so hard* Mexico: LMAO- Girl: *looks up at Russia, then winks* I know you want me, fine man. Russia: YEAH, I want you GONE- *(you continue child 🥰)*

Lemme just watch the show✨✨✨✨

*Russia continues to try to get rid of the girl* Russia: LOOK, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, OKAY?! Girl: WHO?! WHO IS SHE?! Russia: *looks around frantically, and points at you* HER! SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!

dang, I didn't even speak.

*Russia notices the scythe* Russia: Did you.. summon that?

*USSR shrugs* maybe.