CH (PICK ME!!)

Philippines: I know I'm a terrible father but at least I'm trying to be better and I'm trying to be the best father I can be and I'm going to make sure that my new kids never have to go through what I did and I'm going to give them all the love and attention that I never got from you and I'm going to protect them from you and I'm going to make sure that they never have to see the side of you that I did

Philippines: you can try but you'll never find me and you'll never be able to hurt me again because I'm not going to let you hurt me anymore and I'm going to be happy with my new family and I'm going to make sure that they never have to go through what I did and I'm going to be the best father I can be and I'm going to give them the love and attention that I never got from you

*everyone start getting some popcorn to watch the karma*

Girl: I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOU! Russia: OH DAMN, SHE'S GOING TO RUN OFF AND FIND YOU-

Philippines: you can try but you'll never find me and you'll never be able to hurt me again because I'm going to be with my new girlfriend and my new kids and you'll never be able to take that away from me again

Philippines: I'm not your father anymore and I'm never going to be your father again because I'm going to be a father to my new kids and I'm going to be the best father I can be

Girl: I HATE YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Russia: OH DAMN, SHE'S GOING TO RUN AT HIM WITH THE KNIFE-

Philippines: you can try but I'm going to protect my new girlfriend and my new kids from you and I'm going to make sure you never hurt them like you hurt me

Philippines: IM DATING YOUR MOM

Girl: WHAT?! Russia: OH DAMN-

Philippines: she's a lot nicer than you and say hello to your sister

Philippines: shut up you don't have a dad

Girl: EXCUSE ME?! Russia: OH DAMN-

Philippines: excuse you

America: Do you want me to get it back for you?

Ethneous: "Nah"

America: You're sure? I can just-

Russia: same. Let's just go home and relax.

*Philippines yawns*

*Russia smiles*