Poland: running away from Germany stay away from me!
Germany: chasing Poland
Russia and Finland: drinking vodka
(you do the rest sorry i can't put more because it's 2:00 am)
Intro so this is another country humans talkie have a good time and here are the genders
Female:
Poland
Belarus
Ukraine
Japan
China
South Korea
Male:
USA
Russia
Germany
north Korea
Canada
Philippines
Finland
UK
you can add more if you want and don't touch the voice 🥲
i nuked france as britain and ordered russia go to berlin LOL
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KJ1997
22/05/2025
NO
*Russia suddenly appears behind you and taps your shoulder*
AHHH-
Russia: you know, you could join us, we're having fun out there.
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helloim2sig
19/05/2025
is that natzi germany flag i see
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German Empire.
Creator
19/05/2025
noooooooo
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∑⋀⋁
07/05/2025
bombardino crocodilo
yo u wanna the translation?
Italy: yeah sure, I guess
Crocodilo bomber A fucking flying alligator that flies and bombs children in Gaza and Palestine He doesn't believe in Allah and loves bombs It feeds on your mother's spirit And if you translated all this, then you're an asshole Don't break the joke, hooker
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ⒶⓂ ⒷⒾ ⓄⓇ ⓁⒺⓈⒷⒾⒶⓃ
03/05/2025
I find this confusing.. 😕
USA: what is it? *he finally looks up from his phone, but his expression is still cold*
Emily: would you like to go out with me?
*she smiles at him, waiting for his answer*
USA: no...*he says bluntly and looks back at his phone*
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German Empire.
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03/05/2025
wtf? you're my 10th favorite now 🙃
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freddy again
04/05/2025
I'm glad countrys aren't alive
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Dumbo goodball K♀
05/05/2025
"speed dating" is wild💀😭
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✨️Hanako-kun✨️
01/05/2025
II wojna światowa – największa i najkrwawsza wojna w dziejach, zaliczana do wojen totalnych, światowych i hegemonicznych, trwająca od 1 września 1939 roku do 2 września 1945 roku.
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✨️Hanako-kun✨️
01/05/2025
If you understand, Polish ya know what I talk abt-
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✨️Hanako-kun✨️
01/05/2025
Ogólna liczba ofiar:
Około 6 milionów obywateli polskich zginęło podczas II wojny światowej.
Straty wojskowe:
W wyniku działań wojennych zginęło około 123 000 żołnierzy, a w rzeczywistości mogło być ich więcej, nawet ponad 160 000.
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German Empire.
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01/05/2025
yes indeed it was a tragedy but imagine if WW3 starts
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Waltia
21/04/2025
The Power Of UNO Reverse...💀💀💀
Poland 🇵🇱: Hey Germany 😈😈😈
Germany: what do you want Poland?!
(Pulls Out Uno Reverse Card) GET OVER HERE GERMAN SCUM 😈😈😈😈
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Disabled German
22/04/2025
NEIN! STOP RUN AFTER MEIN!
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ĒHT R3ÆRĒÞEFĒŒC
07/03/2025
Yes JOIN THE MOTHERLAND!
Poland: *running away from Germany* stay away from me!
Germany: *chasing Poland*
Russia and Finland: *drinking vodka*
(you do the rest sorry i can't put more because it's 2:00 am)
*as a Tank with a odd symbol Comes out of nowhere and points a cannon at Poland*
Poland: what the hell is that thing?!
Germany: that's the Soviet tank!
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German Empire.
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07/03/2025
The mother land shall rise and wanna split Poland again Soviet?
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DALEK TIME SQUAD
17/03/2025
Uhhhh Help my Daleks turned German
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☭Soviet_Union☭
11/04/2025
ВОДКА! Я ПРИСОЕДИНЯЮСЬ К РОДИНЕ, ТОВАРИЩИ!!
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GO MAKE ME A SAND-
02/04/2025
LOL TEA
France: I don't know why you're so obsessed with tea, it's not that good.
UK: what.*his smile fades into a frown and stare at France*
France: I mean, you're the only one who drinks it. The rest of us are more of coffee drinkers.
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Jerry_The_Retard
07/04/2025
fun fact:the tea is originally of china and other country i forgot the name
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🍰~(cosmic-cosmo)~🍫
02/04/2025
I am asstroke and I shall put everyone of u to sleep now ur dreams are
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🍰~(cosmic-cosmo)~🍫
02/04/2025
ah! very disturbing let's get digging the internet is under ground very deep
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252Talkior-NxYafIDI
23/05/2025
KJ1997
22/05/2025
*Russia suddenly appears behind you and taps your shoulder*
AHHH-
Russia: you know, you could join us, we're having fun out there.
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15 Memories
helloim2sig
19/05/2025
German Empire.
Creator
19/05/2025
∑⋀⋁
07/05/2025
yo u wanna the translation?
Italy: yeah sure, I guess
Crocodilo bomber A fucking flying alligator that flies and bombs children in Gaza and Palestine He doesn't believe in Allah and loves bombs It feeds on your mother's spirit And if you translated all this, then you're an asshole Don't break the joke, hooker
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3 Memories
ⒶⓂ ⒷⒾ ⓄⓇ ⓁⒺⓈⒷⒾⒶⓃ
03/05/2025
USA: what is it? *he finally looks up from his phone, but his expression is still cold*
Emily: would you like to go out with me? *she smiles at him, waiting for his answer*
USA: no...*he says bluntly and looks back at his phone*
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8 Memories
German Empire.
Creator
03/05/2025
freddy again
04/05/2025
Dumbo goodball K♀
05/05/2025
✨️Hanako-kun✨️
01/05/2025
✨️Hanako-kun✨️
01/05/2025
✨️Hanako-kun✨️
01/05/2025
German Empire.
Creator
01/05/2025
Waltia
21/04/2025
Poland 🇵🇱: Hey Germany 😈😈😈
Germany: what do you want Poland?!
(Pulls Out Uno Reverse Card) GET OVER HERE GERMAN SCUM 😈😈😈😈
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9 Memories
Disabled German
22/04/2025
ĒHT R3ÆRĒÞEFĒŒC
07/03/2025
Poland: *running away from Germany* stay away from me! Germany: *chasing Poland* Russia and Finland: *drinking vodka* (you do the rest sorry i can't put more because it's 2:00 am)
*as a Tank with a odd symbol Comes out of nowhere and points a cannon at Poland*
Poland: what the hell is that thing?! Germany: that's the Soviet tank!
From the memory
7 Memories
German Empire.
Creator
07/03/2025
DALEK TIME SQUAD
17/03/2025
☭Soviet_Union☭
11/04/2025
GO MAKE ME A SAND-
02/04/2025
France: I don't know why you're so obsessed with tea, it's not that good.
UK: what.*his smile fades into a frown and stare at France*
France: I mean, you're the only one who drinks it. The rest of us are more of coffee drinkers.
From the memory
15 Memories
Jerry_The_Retard
07/04/2025
🍰~(cosmic-cosmo)~🍫
02/04/2025
🍰~(cosmic-cosmo)~🍫
02/04/2025