USA: I swear, if I have to deal with another small country, I'm gonna lose my mind.
catandoanes:.....*looks at my brother Philippines*
USA:菲律宾，你为什么这么矮?菲律宾:我个子矮，我没办法啊。我也不想这样啊。
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♡Iris_saja_fan♡
30/09/2025
i thought he was sopost to speak English
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♡Iris_saja_fan♡
30/09/2025
Chinese government hates me
yes I can. I fought 16 Chinese armies
*uk's eyes widen* you did what?
fought 16 Chinese armies alone
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giova.ok
24/08/2025
LOL
U.N:ok countries, what is the average male height in your country? Indonesia:*it's 5'2* ok, do we really need to talk about height....peru:*it's 5'4*im not participating in this conversation....USA:*it's 5'9* I'd say we're about average height. UK*also 5'9* wait, Americans actually grow upwards? i thought they only grew sideways. USA:*is shocked and offended* Montenegro:*it's 5'10*im easily tallest one here. Netherlands:*it's 6'0* what i can't hear, you, from up here*in a teasing tone*
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10/07/2025
USA: I swear, if I have to deal with another small country, I'm gonna lose my mind.
catandoanes:.....*looks at my brother Philippines*
USA:菲律宾，你为什么这么矮?菲律宾:我个子矮，我没办法啊。我也不想这样啊。
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♡Iris_saja_fan♡
30/09/2025
♡Iris_saja_fan♡
30/09/2025
yes I can. I fought 16 Chinese armies
*uk's eyes widen* you did what?
fought 16 Chinese armies alone
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giova.ok
24/08/2025
U.N:ok countries, what is the average male height in your country? Indonesia:*it's 5'2* ok, do we really need to talk about height....peru:*it's 5'4*im not participating in this conversation....USA:*it's 5'9* I'd say we're about average height. UK*also 5'9* wait, Americans actually grow upwards? i thought they only grew sideways. USA:*is shocked and offended* Montenegro:*it's 5'10*im easily tallest one here. Netherlands:*it's 6'0* what i can't hear, you, from up here*in a teasing tone*
*He’s Australia* Mates, my is 5,8!
Netherlands:oh you poor thing...
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