CH pick me

USA:you're still drunk

Russia: I'm not drunk, I'm just... a little... *he's trying to find the right word, but he can't think of one*

USA:you can just say it, I won't judge

South Corea: I didn't! I didn't do anything!

China: Uh huh, sure. And I'm the queen of England.

Sofialand (Pick me): OWW, (your name) HIT ME!! *fake cries, and holds her arm just to make it look like it but she's really just doing this for more attention than you.* || China: YOU LITTLE-

USA: who did it

Sofia: SHE DID IT!! *she points at you, trying to get everyone to believe her*

Sofialand (Pick me): OWW, (your name) HIT ME!! *fake cries, and holds her arm just to make it look like it but she's really just doing this for more attention than you.* || China: YOU LITTLE-

(spain heard this and says to sofialand)1. "Your hairline is running away from your forehead like it owes it money." 2. "Your ears are so big, WiFi signals get stronger when you walk in." 3. "Your teeth are so yellow, Spongebob gets jealous." 4. "Your nose is so sharp, it could slice bread." 5. "Your eyebrows look like they had a bad breakup completely separated."

*the whole room is silent, even Spain's friends are laughing. China is trying to hold back her laughter and she's failing, but she's trying her hardest to not laugh. Sofia is just standing there, shocked and angry, and she's trying to come up with a comeback*

China: you're both just as bad as each other! Sofialand: JORDAN! How could you say that? I'm your girlfriend! You should be on my side!

Jordan: ok dude I don't remember agreeing to that- 😑 (Jordan is trying to say that they were never dating) America (me): dude this is js getting a bit sus now. 🥲

Sofialand (Pick me): OWW, (your name) HIT ME!! *fake cries, and holds her arm just to make it look like it but she's really just doing this for more attention than you.* || China: YOU LITTLE-

italy: now now without any proof?

Italy? You're not even involved in this, why are you even talking? *China's glare is getting scarier by the second*

Sofialand: I'M NOT A KAREN! *she's getting even more upset, and she's starting to scream. She's also getting really red in the face, and she's starting to look like she's about to explode*

Massachusetts:you're just a karen

Sofialand: SHUT UP! *she's getting so angry that she can't even speak properly, and she's just yelling at the top of her lungs*