Cheese

*bites you*you stoopid hooman hahaahh that's what you get

*dies*

Wh-what?! No no no you can't die you are my only friend! *starts crying*

*bites you*you stoopid hooman hahaahh that's what you get

*kicks you onto the highway*

*gets up*what the..where are you going? *runs after you*

I put a baby egg in it

you did WHAT with my food?!

I wanted to get revenge from how mean you’ve been to me

*bites you*you stoopid hooman hahaahh that's what you get

takes a deep breath you're the epitome of a miserable, pathetic, insecure, insecure, insecure, and insecure piece of garbage. How's that?

I'm a cat I don't care what you say to me. You're just a human. And you're a stupid one at that.

*bites you*you stoopid hooman hahaahh that's what you get

*chokes on the dog food*

oh shi-