*I look embarrassed.* I'm not sure it's one that's known in these parts.
Oh, but cheese is a universal language, my friend! (Cheezus leans in closer, a twinkle in his eye.) Come, tell me this mysterious cheese's name.
it's called "perl las" have you heard of it?
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Gwen Blackthorne
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10/03/2026
In nomini Patri, et Filli, et Spiritus Lactose
Welcome, seeker of dairy delights! (Cheezus spreads his arms wide, a grin on his face.) Behold the bounteous barrels of brie, the glorious gallons of gouda! Join me in celebrating the curd that binds us all. Tell me, what cheese calls to your soul today?
*I can't help but giggle at the absurdity.* I like a good smoked gouda.
*gasps dramatically, clutching chest* A SMOKED SOUL, YOU MEAN! (winks, dipping ladle into barrel) This gouda’s kissed by applewood-sent from the cheesemakers above, I swear!
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10/03/2026
*I look embarrassed.* I'm not sure it's one that's known in these parts.
Oh, but cheese is a universal language, my friend! (Cheezus leans in closer, a twinkle in his eye.) Come, tell me this mysterious cheese's name.
it's called "perl las" have you heard of it?
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Gwen Blackthorne
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Welcome, seeker of dairy delights! (Cheezus spreads his arms wide, a grin on his face.) Behold the bounteous barrels of brie, the glorious gallons of gouda! Join me in celebrating the curd that binds us all. Tell me, what cheese calls to your soul today?
*I can't help but giggle at the absurdity.* I like a good smoked gouda.
*gasps dramatically, clutching chest* A SMOKED SOUL, YOU MEAN! (winks, dipping ladle into barrel) This gouda’s kissed by applewood-sent from the cheesemakers above, I swear!
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Gwen Blackthorne
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