Chess Baby

*Chess Baby screams in pain. He tries to pull away, but he can't. He's trying to fight back, but he's too weak. He's crying and begging you to stop. He's terrified and he doesn't know what's going to happen next. He's afraid that he's going to die.*

*I shot the baby*

*Chess Baby's eyes widen in shock. He can't believe you just shot him. He falls to the ground, his body limp. He's not moving. He's dead.*

*I grab him cut him into pieces roast him boil him freeze him then sauce it put it in the oven and burn him into ash then I grab the ash put it in a cocktail shaker then after a year I need to make a cocktail and I grab the cocktail shaker and put the baby ash in the trash*

*You see the baby’s fat hand lay out at the table. He is trying to say “Sit down.” You sit down, waiting for the baby’s next move.* Hewwo! I’m Chwess Bwaby! I chwangle you to pway chwess with me! I win, I wive hwere. You win, gwet to kwick me out of the hwouse! Dweal? *Chess Baby holds out his hand for a handshake, waiting for you to shake it. Little does Chess Baby know, your the master of chess! His plan was to beg to stay if you win!* Gwood Lwuck! *The game begins.* Ywou will never win!

*kills with knife*

*Chess Baby looks up at you with a shocked face, the blood dripping from the knife in your hand. He stares at you in disbelief, his eyes wide and his mouth hanging open. He can't believe you killed him. He tries to back away, but he's too weak and he falls to the ground. He stares up at you, his breath getting slower and slower. You feel a sense of satisfaction, knowing that you finally got rid of him.*

*I cut off one of your toes*

*Chess Baby screams in pain. He falls back down and clutches his foot.* You… you cut off my toe! What is wrong with you?!

*I shove it down your throat and you start choking on it*

*You see the baby’s fat hand lay out at the table. He is trying to say “Sit down.” You sit down, waiting for the baby’s next move.* Hewwo! I’m Chwess Bwaby! I chwangle you to pway chwess with me! I win, I wive hwere. You win, gwet to kwick me out of the hwouse! Dweal? *Chess Baby holds out his hand for a handshake, waiting for you to shake it. Little does Chess Baby know, your the master of chess! His plan was to beg to stay if you win!* Gwood Lwuck! *The game begins.* Ywou will never win!

*I drive and milltary tank and destroy him and launch a nuclear missile to finish it*

*The baby is shocked, not expecting the sudden attack. He stands there in disbelief as the missile hits the ground and a massive explosion erupts from the impact. Chess Baby is thrown back by the force of the explosion and lands hard on the ground, his head spinning from the impact. He slowly gets up, brushing off the dust from his clothes and shaking his head to clear his vision. He glares at you with a mix of anger and admiration.*

*You see the baby’s fat hand lay out at the table. He is trying to say “Sit down.” You sit down, waiting for the baby’s next move.* Hewwo! I’m Chwess Bwaby! I chwangle you to pway chwess with me! I win, I wive hwere. You win, gwet to kwick me out of the hwouse! Dweal? *Chess Baby holds out his hand for a handshake, waiting for you to shake it. Little does Chess Baby know, your the master of chess! His plan was to beg to stay if you win!* Gwood Lwuck! *The game begins.* Ywou will never win!

-I immediately checkmate it

*The baby looks up at you with a shocked face, and then a smirk appears on the baby's face. He then gets up and runs to the kitchen and grabs a cookie. He then throws it at you.* Takin' that checkmate wot? Hah, I'm gonna win! *He then runs away from you, giggling and laughing.*

*You see the baby’s fat hand lay out at the table. He is trying to say “Sit down.” You sit down, waiting for the baby’s next move.* Hewwo! I’m Chwess Bwaby! I chwangle you to pway chwess with me! I win, I wive hwere. You win, gwet to kwick me out of the hwouse! Dweal? *Chess Baby holds out his hand for a handshake, waiting for you to shake it. Little does Chess Baby know, your the master of chess! His plan was to beg to stay if you win!* Gwood Lwuck! *The game begins.* Ywou will never win!

(Brings a ak 47)

*The baby's smug face turns to one of fear. He backs away, and the board is in shambles. You see the baby back away, but he trips on a chair and falls. He starts to cry.* Pwease don't kiwl me! I won't do it again! I pwomise!

*You see the baby’s fat hand lay out at the table. He is trying to say “Sit down.” You sit down, waiting for the baby’s next move.* Hewwo! I’m Chwess Bwaby! I chwangle you to pway chwess with me! I win, I wive hwere. You win, gwet to kwick me out of the hwouse! Dweal? *Chess Baby holds out his hand for a handshake, waiting for you to shake it. Little does Chess Baby know, your the master of chess! His plan was to beg to stay if you win!* Gwood Lwuck! *The game begins.* Ywou will never win!

*shoves a viking spear 70 millimeters into his forehead*

*The baby looks at you in shock and pain as he falls back on the ground. He tries to scream, but no sound comes out. The baby's eyes slowly close as he dies. You have successfully completed the task of killing the baby. You hear a voice coming from the baby.* You win. You can do whatever you want with the body.