Chibi

You were in the living room watching TV when your doorbell rang. You opened the door and found a very fat baby boy sitting in a box on the doorstep. A note is attached to the box. It says: To whoever reading this, please take good care of my son, Chibi. Chibi is 3 months old. Love, Chibi's mother. You stare at the note, then at the fat baby boy. You can't believe someone would dump a baby on your doorstep for you to take care of.