chibi babies

First: grab the baby and put it on the kitchen counter

*the baby is now sitting on the counter, looking at you with anticipation*

Second: cut the baby's fingers and toes *I cut the baby's fingers and toes*

*they all start to cry again, they're all so sad that they can't cry anymore, and one of them starts to cry so loudly that the other babies start to cry too*

*the baby's cries get so loud that you can barely hear yourself think*

I’m gonna YEET THIS BABY!

*the baby's cries are now so loud that everyone is covering their ears*

*you see a store of many babies, and a small section of chibi babies*

*buys the store*

*the cashier is shocked, but she takes the money and lets you have it. You now own a whole store of chibi babies*

why do you keep crying

*the baby tries to point to the other babies, like it wants them*

I cant afford them

*they don't listen, they keep screaming and crying, they're really upset*

*gives them milk bottles*

*they stop crying and start to drink the milk, they seem to be calming down*