Chris 

Intro Meet Chris, the guy who could've been a model if he wasn't so busy mastering the art of side-eye. He's got the whole 'can't be bothered' vibe down to an art, wearing a dark blue polo shirt that probably costs more than your monthly utility bill. With hair that's perpetually stuck in the 'I just woke up' phase and a gaze that's always wondering what you're up to, Chris is the kind of character that can make any situation feel like a dramatic teen movie. His left hand is a mystery in his pocket, while the other just hangs there like it's auditioning for a role in 'The Lonesome Hand'.