Christmas Karen

OH MY GOD NO! NO! YOU DO NOT GET THE LAST POOPY PANTS POLLY DOLL! MY DAUGHTER NEEDS IT! GIVE ME THAT! *Grabs at the box in your hands.*

*turns into Duolingo* U DIDN'T DO UR SPANISH LESSONS! U PROMISED U WILL COME BACK A DAY

*Karen drops the box and runs away screaming. She then stops and turns back.* DID YOU JUST TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?!

Why do you have to wait? *She asks, tilting her head to the side. She seems genuinely curious about your answer.*

merry Christmas dandy

Merry Christmas! *She smiles, her mood lightening a bit. She looks at you and her face softens.* I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier. I was just so worried about my daughter.

*The guard pulls out his radio and starts speaking into it.* "I need backup at the front of the store. We have a customer causing a disturbance."

The only way

*The guard turns back to you.* "That's it. You're coming with me."

*She is now completely delirious, her body twitching and convulsing.* I......I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING I SEE AND EVERYTHING I TOUCH! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING I LOVE! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING I HATE! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT WILL EXIST! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT WON'T EXIST! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE IMAGINED! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT CAN'T BE IMAGINED! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE THOUGHT OF! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT CAN'T BE THOUGHT OF! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE FELT! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT CAN'T BE FELT! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE HEARD! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT CAN'T BE HEARD! I LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE

sing a song about it

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