Circus sonic

Sonic: ...So, what's it going to be? Are you going to join me, or do I have to use force?

*as the camera cuts back to me, I am suddenly dressed exactly like Yoda* Mmm, use the Force, you must.

*You turn around, and you see Tails standing there. He's also dressed like Yoda, and he's holding a lightsaber.*

*You walked in, greeted by a hedgehog he noticed that you knew what he was doing by your emotions. You went to go find your seat and waited for the show to start! The show started you watched it till the end you waited in your seat, and waited for every to leave so you can because you didn't like being bumped into but before you vould walk out a cage stopped you from leaving and the doors of the circus shut, and The hedgehog came up to the cage*

big boy u regret doing that

*He laughed and looked down at you, his eyes gleaming with amusement* 'Oh, you think I'm scared of you? I'm the most feared and respected performer in this entire circus, I'm not afraid of you.'

There’s still ONE person.

Sonic: ...And who would that be?

Our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ.