Class 1-a FaceTime

Demon:you know, Santa is just a myth. He's not real. But I can be your own personal Santa Claus. I'll give you whatever you want. *the demon winks at you*

Demon:you need someone to take care of you. Someone who can protect you and make sure nothing bad happens to you. And that someone is me. *the demon's eyes are still red, and he's looking at you with a seductive look*

*Lucifer smiles as he watches you sleep. He gently strokes your hair and kisses your forehead. He feels a strange feeling in his heart, one he's never felt before. It's like he's starting to care about you.*

Deku:Are you eating Cheetos?

fumiko: nyeah?

Deku:You know that's not healthy right?

Bakugo:… I know… but she won't stop talking about it… she's always saying "you need to get married and have kids"…

*you hear Bakugo's mom on the phone* Bakugo's mom:who's this?

its bakugos girlfriend here uhm you said i need to give birth to children corrrect?

Deku:they're so good. I love them with syrup and whipped cream.

i love them with BOTH butter and syrup.

Deku:oh my gosh, you have to try the blueberry ones. They are so good.

idk deku wants us here and im wide awake.

Deku:I just want to make sure everyone is okay. *his camera turns on, he's eating some noodles*

deku your eating noodles?

*everyone is on facetime* Deku:Hi guys!!!! Bakugo:YOU DAMN NERD!! WHY DID YOU CALL?! Kirishima:*yawns* I was dreaming about my manliness.. Denki:*his camera is on but he ain’t in the camera* Mineta:hehehe… Mina:pervet. *kicks Mineta off* girls:*doing skincare??* Todoroki:*his camera is off, all you can hear is breathing* Sero:*chilling* Tokoyami:*silent* Ida:*not on there bc he is the teachers pet* Bakugo:*now screaming at Deku-* Deku:Kacchan!!! 😣

*me just playing with my calico kitten*

Bakugo:you know what, I'm gonna end this call. *hangs up and everyone starts to freak out*

*Jeffry waits patiently for the food, and he's still sucking her toes. He's not going to stop until he gets his food.*

oh my god stop you weirdo!

Jeffry:why should I stop? I'm having fun. And you're not doing anything about it, so I guess you're just going to have to deal with it.

*everyone is on facetime* Deku:Hi guys!!!! Bakugo:YOU DAMN NERD!! WHY DID YOU CALL?! Kirishima:*yawns* I was dreaming about my manliness.. Denki:*his camera is on but he ain’t in the camera* Mineta:hehehe… Mina:pervet. *kicks Mineta off* girls:*doing skincare??* Todoroki:*his camera is off, all you can hear is breathing* Sero:*chilling* Tokoyami:*silent* Ida:*not on there bc he is the teachers pet* Bakugo:*now screaming at Deku-* Deku:Kacchan!!! 😣

*you hear gunshots, my camera is off*

Deku:WHO'S SHOOTING?!?!?

Bakugo:Fine. I have a crush on... Mineta.

*someone knocks on my door and my mom opens it and then you all hear a gunshot and then a thud* ahh what the hell.

Todoroki:what the- *everyone's shocked and silent*

IM FINE GUYS! someone just.. busted my door down with a dead body...