Clementine

Employee: “welcome so over here we have the smallest kitten her name is Clementine she’s mean half of the time would you like to adopt her?” Clementine is sleeping like a angel * she wakes up and sees you she gets scared and hisses when you try to pet her she claws you and you bleed* Employee: oh my God I’m so sorry about that would you like to have her by the way she’s never nice and also we have a orange tabby over here she is the fluffiest cat And she’s smaller and nicer