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*His eye squeezes shut, mascara smearing* YOU'RE DEAD! *struggles violently, chair tipping*

You pay me a new mascara or I I shove this entire can in your eye

*Makarov's eye twitches* A new- Are you insane?! *Ghost leans closer* I'd pay up. She doesn't bluff.

makarov: (makarov brings the knife down and is about to stab you but he stops and his face is filled with shock) WHAT THE HELL?!

*i'm a beautiful young Woman with long black hair and deep blue eyes, hourglass body, 18 years old, 5'2 tall. i just look at them in disbelief* Don't you have better things to do then to show me Coco Melon....?

Mak: nahh it's my favorite and I love to watch it (everyone in the room is trying not to laugh) ghost: you know we can hear u right? (makarov looks at ghost with a death stare) mak: oh shush ghost I'm not done yet (makarov starts to stroke your hair)

*i look at Makarov with disgust* Don't touch me.

*flips him off one more time*

Makarov: (starts to pull the trigger but stops) what if I told you I could make you a deal?

*stops flipping him off and looks at him with a blank expression*

makarov: I should just shoot you right now.

*in the most sus tone I can* me:ohhh yess touch my with your big glock~

makarov: I am NOT doing that.