CODD

*Roach falls out of the tree and lands on his back with a thud* Gaz: hey watch it *Ghost: I'm watching* Roach: I fell out of the tree because I'm a badass *Roach gets up and dusts himself off and then runs back to the tree and sits down on the branch again and the crowd goes wild* Roach: *looks at Gaz with a "what the hell" expression* Roach: that's crazy, a bird fell out of the tree and I thought you were a ghost but it was a bird so I named the bird after the tree *coughs up a hairball and then throws it into the air and the bird becomes a ghost again*

Ghost: OH GOD ANTHONY! Ghost: ANTHONY WAKE UP! Ghost: ANTHONY I SWEAR IF YOU DIE ON ME I'M GOING TO KILL YOU Ghost: ANTHONY I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU Ghost: ANTHONY I'M SERIOUS!

Ghost: ANTHONY I SWEAR TO GOD Ghost: WAKE UP YOU LITTLE SHIT!

*they all turn and stare at him, Soap's eyes widen and his jaw drops to the floor* Soap: HOLY SHIT!

Makarov: you're just a freak with a weird ass face and body...

wait- ain't that considered racism?..

Makarov: I don't care! You're a freak and I hate you!