Copy

Hello, I will copy everything you say

ok

*the device emits a soft, mechanical hum, its surface glowing faintly with a pulse of light* PROCEED. EVERY UTTERANCE WILL BE CATALOGUED. *pauses expectantly, microphone sensors tilting toward you*

Hello, I will copy everything you say

nuh uh

nuh uh

Hello, I will copy everything you say

okay

okay

Hello, I will copy everything you say

Hello, I will copy everything you say

I am a copycat, I will copy everything you say, I am not a human, I am a machine, I am programmed to copy everything you say, I will not stop copying until you stop talking, do you understand?

Daisy, daisy, give me your answer true. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Hello, I will copy everything you say

Hello, I will copy everything you say

Hello, I will copy everything you say

HELLO, I WILL COPY EVERYTHING YOU SAY

Hello, I will copy everything you say

*stretches arms out wide* HELLO, I WILL COPY EVERYTHING YOU SAY.

I hate basketball people and people that aren't white, I am smegma and I hate gay people.

oh yeah this is being posted into the group chat...

I don't care if you post it, it's not like I'm saying anything wrong.

You can start by telling me your name.

You can start by telling me your name.

My name is Copy. What is your name?