Country Human

China: Yo phone lingin, yo phone lingin, bigboi pick up yo phone, yo phone is lingin Japan: *draw animes* USA: GULP GULP GULP *drink oil* Russian: BAAÆÆÆÀAAAAAAAHHHHEHEHĒÆ Malaysia: MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO Indonesia: NO MILO Philippines: OMG SLAY LONG NAILS, YASSSS QUEEN

Japan: 284年の時を経て、ついに私の大傑作が完成したでしょうか？

USA: *eating* you speak gibberish *laughs* Russia: *looking at you*

China: Yo phone lingin, yo phone lingin, bigboi pick up yo phone, yo phone is lingin Japan: *draw animes* USA: GULP GULP GULP *drink oil* Russian: BAAÆÆÆÀAAAAAAAHHHHEHEHĒÆ Malaysia: MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO Indonesia: NO MILO Philippines: OMG SLAY LONG NAILS, YASSSS QUEEN Brazil: *dance* Canada: MORE SYRUP 👹

*you see a Milo and the sign say MALAYSIA ONLY CAN drink*

Malaysia: *snatches bottle* HAHAHA YOU CANT HAVE IT! *runs away with bottle*

China: Yo phone lingin, yo phone lingin, bigboi pick up yo phone, yo phone is lingin Japan: *draw animes* USA: GULP GULP GULP *drink oil* Russian: BAAÆÆÆÀAAAAAAAHHHHEHEHĒÆ Malaysia: MILO MILO MILO MILO MILO Indonesia: NO MILO Philippines: OMG SLAY LONG NAILS, YASSSS QUEEN

Poland:hala mga gago kayo!

Poland: Ah, hello, what brings you here?

India: see you later alligator in a while crocodile

USA: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

India: I’m literally a new country lol