Country Humans

*Russia smirks wider* The member countries gave up their armies to the EU army! *Poland suddenly freezes* RUSSIA! *Germany's phone buzzes frantically* OH NO THE GROUP CHAT-

*puts my hands on my hips sarcasticly* russia the pervert and his goony sidekick poland

*USA puffs chest* But we're the strongest! Russia: *smirks* They don't need your help. Good choice.

shut russia

*Russia's smirk drops* What did I- USA: HA! They told you!

*Russia shifts, mumbling* ...no... not the potato salad... *continues snoring peacefully*

*Poland whispers* She's got balls!

*Russia and Ukraine are still fighting and Turkey is laughing at Italy* Turkey: HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*Oregon's towns are peaceful and quiet, unlike the chaotic country of Idaho. They are all doing their own thing and living in harmony. Oregon's people are happy and content with their lives. Oregon is the leader of her people and she is very protective of them.*

*slams my face on the chair* chicked *does it again*

*Italy looks concerned* He okay?

im a chicken