country humans

*America's tooth falls out and he grabs it and runs away quickly*

*Russia's eyes narrow dangerously* You try, I break your bones! *Germany sighs deeply* This is why we can't have nice diplomatic meetings. *UK clutches his chest dramatically from the sofa*

*grins wider* oh it's ON now *cracks knuckles* Germany, you got any rope?

*Germany doesn't even look up* Top drawer. *goes back to typing*

*holds up a cup of water*

*Russia stares* What is this clear liquid? *squints suspiciously* Is some kind of American spy water?

*Russia stands on chair* I AM TALLEST! *UK faints dramatically onto the sofa* Someone get me my smelling salts!

*UK sniffs* Nonsense! Tea is a perfectly respectable beverage. *wipes spilled tea with his sleeve* Unlike certain fizzy drinks that shall remain nameless.

I know how to ruin your day forever

*UK pales* You wouldn't dare.

Anywaysssssss *looks at France* we nee to talk about your obsession with making wine at 3 in the morning

*France looks up from his wine glass, completely unfazed* Excusez-moi? *sets glass down with exaggerated dignity* I am simply appreciating the finer things in life, unlike someone who drinks carbonated sugar water.