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russia: sweden, can i have some vodka?

meow?

usa:what the fuck is a cat doing here at Ikea

*russia grabs water glass* Water won't erase the sigma rizz!

*USA perks up* Wait, deep space territories? That explains why you're always drinking wine instead of beer

*Romania stares* Germany killed Poland again?! *The Empire shrugs* It's a tradition at this point. *Poland's ghost floats around angrily*

*north korea is being quiet and listening to japan, but he looks annoyed* japan: and then i was like "you're so stupid!" and he was like "no, you're stupid!" and i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're

*russia burps loudly* vodka makes everything better, USA