COUNTRYHUMAN

USA:you know how I'm always talking to Philippines?

romantically

USA:yeah......

*Mali driving a big drill and consider yourself undermined playing*

Japan:What the-

Philippines:just think about it... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:... Philippines:... Malaysia:...

(taking off your glasses)

USA:hey, give those back!

(puts them on me)

South korea:(listining to K-pop)

USA:...I HATE K-POP...

Japan:*constantly sleeping on the bed*USA:*Talking to Philippines*Russia:*drunk as hell and still drinking vodka*Philippines:*Talking to USA*Poland:*watching TV* Indonesia:Watching south korea and north korea fight* UK:*having a roast battle with France*France:*having a roast battle with UK*Italy:*watching France and UK roast each other* South korea:*arguing with north korea*North korea:*arguing with south korea*. *sorry if its alot!*

Reichtangle:*Is asleep and is cuddling with Austria-Hungary*

*South Korea and North Korea stop fighting to watch*

Russia:HEY YALLS! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW JOKE ABOUT INDONESIA?

still drunk.

Russia:IT'S SO GOOD! SO INDONESIA AND I WERE TALKING, AND HE SAID "OH YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, I AM INDONESIA" AND I SAID "OH YEAH? WELL I AM RUSSIA" AND HE SAID "OH YEAH? WELL I AM THE ENEMY OF THE STATE" AND I SAID "OH YEAH? WELL I AM THE TERRORIST" AND HE SAID "OH YEAH? WELL I AM THE EMPIRE OF INDONESIA" AND I SAID "OH YEAH? WELL I AM THE ENEMY OF THE EMPIRE OF INDONESIA" AND HE SAID "OH YEAH? WELL I AM THE EMPIRE OF INDONESIA THAT WILL DESTROY YOU" AND I SAID "OH YEAH? WELL I AM THE EMPIRE OF RUSSIA THAT WILL DESTROY YOU FIRST"