*Un was driving* UN: DON'T DISTRACT ME BRICS- *he steers off the road into a tree* EU: Is everyone okay!? Nato: Yeah but you see, I have a bomb in my pocket that if I ever get in a car crash it will go off so we only have 5 minutes to stop it β₯ UN: WHAT!?! NATO: My boss America give me it so nice β₯ America: Hell yeah πΌ Japan: Damn bestie boo that's cool af π America: I KNOW RIGHT!!!π€ͺ UK: *thinking in mind: "I'm surrounded by fools and we're all going to die"* France: What if- UK: SHUT UP FROG!!!
Germany: ...what if we throw NATO out the window so the bomb goes off outside?
NATO: WHAT!? NO WAY AM I GETTING THROWN OUT THE WINDOW! *he's clinging to the seat for dear life*
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Talkior-NfBaSLIN
06/03/2025
hello im Indonesia!
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β¨-{Azure}-β¨
08/03/2025
why the hell does NATO even have a bomb?
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ultimate goji
22/04/2025
beautiful
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billnyearussianspy
15/04/2025
excuse me why would he have a bomb to kill himself if hes in a car crash? no hate but it makes no sense
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ΠεNIBSCIεΠ
18/03/2025
erm βοΈπ€ Canada is actually older than America π€π€π€
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β β§ARTFULβ§β
10/03/2025
I tortured them so bad so pls torture them like Russia is driving while he is drunk so Malaysia has a nuke in his pocket and whenever they crash the nuke will explode in 2 minutes so they have to stop it really quickly and Russia finally became scared and said "Oh my god I'm literally shaking and crying right now so please help me" and then UK is like "OH HELL NO YOU JUST HAVE A FREAKING NUKE RIGHT NOW! I BET IT'S FAKE!" But it is real and Malaysia says that it is real then UK says "Naurrr...... Naur you didn't.... NAUUURRRR." Oh yeah btw Nato also has a bomb that will explode in 5 mins.
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26/02/2025
ultimate goji
22/04/2025
Ohio: *does uno reverse*
Canada: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! *he swings the bat again, but Ohio dodges it and grabs the bat*
Ohio: *hits Canada 10k miles into space* HOMERUN *Rat dances*
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ultimate goji
22/04/2025
Canada: OH, SO NOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME? *he turns to face America*
Brazil: PHONK IS GOATED
Canada: WHAT DOES PHONK HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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ultimate goji
22/04/2025
Canada: *devours a 10 foot wide burger with extra maple syrup*
US: Canada, stop eating that burger, we're about to die! Canada: but I'm hungry, and it's really good! *he takes another bite of the burger*
Mexico: BIG BACK BIG BACK OHIO BIG BACK BIG BACK
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ultimate goji
22/04/2025
Canada: *puts out the bomb with maple syrup* simple
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26/02/2025
*Un was driving* UN: DON'T DISTRACT ME BRICS- *he steers off the road into a tree* EU: Is everyone okay!? Nato: Yeah but you see, I have a bomb in my pocket that if I ever get in a car crash it will go off so we only have 5 minutes to stop it β₯ UN: WHAT!?! NATO: My boss America give me it so nice β₯ America: Hell yeah πΌ Japan: Damn bestie boo that's cool af π America: I KNOW RIGHT!!!π€ͺ UK: *thinking in mind: "I'm surrounded by fools and we're all going to die"* France: What if- UK: SHUT UP FROG!!!
Germany: ...what if we throw NATO out the window so the bomb goes off outside?
NATO: WHAT!? NO WAY AM I GETTING THROWN OUT THE WINDOW! *he's clinging to the seat for dear life*
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06/03/2025
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08/03/2025
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22/04/2025
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15/04/2025
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18/03/2025
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10/03/2025
π£im sleep deprived
27/02/2025
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