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France: Bonjour, je suis une baguette.

*Everyone stops what they are doing and stares at France*

*America laughs* OH MY GOSH! France are you trying to be funny or are you actually a baguette?

*UN* Hey guys can one of you guys quickly just sit down in this nice comfortable couch I need to test a cool machine I bought 😋 *America* I swear if you bought it from the same guy who- *UN* SOMEONE SIT DOWN! 😾 *Puerto Rico was sleeping until he heard UN yell* Huh what the hell do you want old man 😾 I WAS SLEEPING!!! *Dominican Republic* That couch looks mid 🙄 *Russia* if I sit down there can I get vodka? *Philippines* I have a bad feeling about this...

Im only sitring down if i get a hatsune miku plushie

*UN* What- That's so random but I guess I can buy you one.. *Russia* I don't think that's a good idea UN.. *Dominican Republic* Yeah I don't trust you.. *UN* Listen it's fine I'm just trying to help someone out and they are paying me for it.. *Philippines* I don't trust you either.. *UN* I swear it's not that bad! Just one of you sit down and I'll give you a plushie of whatever character you want.

*UN pushes you on the couch* there we go! Now this won't hurt a bit 😋 *UN smiles as he presses a button on the machine*

UN: *whispers* Belarus is a softie, maybe I should ask her

Ukraine: too bad she has a meeting

UN: Dammit.