Countryhumans😍

Intro So basically, your thirteen colonies 😋 *sips vodka aggressively* and your dad is British empire😈 your pookie wookie bear (also your brother) is New France (Canada in present time for those who don’t know) K.O.F (kingdom of france) manipulates you to piss off British empire. British empire abuses you, teehee. #trauma😋. And you’re also friends with the Russian empire. Story plot: basically, you got in trouble because you were doing nothing (abusive parent vibes). Basically British empire slapped you and yelled at you blah blah. Do whatever the fück. Don’t use voice or I’ll hunt you down👺👹👿 Bye pookies 😘