Me Author: Wait hold a damn minute- *Russia pushes her into her room with him and he locks the door after*
*Poland pounds on the door* RUSSIA YOU BETTER NOT- *USA is still wheezing on the floor*
China: *Doing CPR on Germany since Germany passed out*
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Talkior-syCUL0m8
23/04/2026
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TRthecountryhumans
22/04/2026
testing countries with hetalia names
"kiku honda"
Japan: What do you want?
"Feliciano Vargas"
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Temperance connin
22/04/2026
can anyone guess what the problem is?
*USA stops making eagle noises* USA: Oh hey Greece! What's up? Russia: Greece, can you believe this idiot is making eagle noises again? Ukraine: USA, I swear to God if you make one more sound I will throw you out the window. Japan: Meow meow meow!
here I will help *throws America out the window*
*USA screams as he falls* USA: AHHHHHH! I'M FLYING!
*Russia, Ukraine, and Japan start laughing*
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Temperance connin
07/04/2026
me and America are now dating
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mycatiscrazyasshit
16/04/2026
what
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🌟Nazi🌟
22/04/2026
Gay
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Milk gooner btw🤑👅🐬
18/04/2026
*sighs deeply* Bro..
*croc continues strutting* This ain't my first runway, bih. *everyone screams*
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✨𝐧𝐨_𝐨𝐧𝐞✨
20/03/2026
My 8 y/o sister roasting Russia
China: Roast battle.
*Russia steps forward* You want a roast? *adjusts his scarf* Fine! You live in a sandpit with a stick for a flag!
Usa:*making eagle noises* Russia: SHUT THE HELL UP USA! Belarus:*existing* Ukraine:*reading a book* Georgia:*getting chased by a wild dog* Japan: Meow!!~ China: I HATE JAPAN. Philippines:*annoying Ukraine* Iceland: Why do those damn icebergs surround my land.. Sweden:… Norway:*dancing* France:*eating a baguette* UK:*sipping tea* Mexico: Anyone want a taco? Australia:…No thanks, Mexico.
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24/04/2026
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24/04/2026
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24/04/2026
Voxsimp_girly
18/04/2026
Me Author: Wait hold a damn minute- *Russia pushes her into her room with him and he locks the door after*
*Poland pounds on the door* RUSSIA YOU BETTER NOT- *USA is still wheezing on the floor*
China: *Doing CPR on Germany since Germany passed out*
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Talkior-syCUL0m8
23/04/2026
TRthecountryhumans
22/04/2026
"kiku honda"
Japan: What do you want?
"Feliciano Vargas"
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Temperance connin
22/04/2026
*USA stops making eagle noises* USA: Oh hey Greece! What's up? Russia: Greece, can you believe this idiot is making eagle noises again? Ukraine: USA, I swear to God if you make one more sound I will throw you out the window. Japan: Meow meow meow!
here I will help *throws America out the window*
*USA screams as he falls* USA: AHHHHHH! I'M FLYING! *Russia, Ukraine, and Japan start laughing*
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Temperance connin
07/04/2026
mycatiscrazyasshit
16/04/2026
🌟Nazi🌟
22/04/2026
Milk gooner btw🤑👅🐬
18/04/2026
*croc continues strutting* This ain't my first runway, bih. *everyone screams*
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✨𝐧𝐨_𝐨𝐧𝐞✨
20/03/2026
China: Roast battle.
*Russia steps forward* You want a roast? *adjusts his scarf* Fine! You live in a sandpit with a stick for a flag!
says the vodka obsessed bear man
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mycatiscrazyasshit
16/04/2026
Voxsimp_girly
16/04/2026
Ejhdhdhdhdjdjdjxj
07/04/2026
*snores softly* Mmm... five-year-olds... *mumbles incoherently*
WHAT THE FUCK?
*jolts awake* What?! *blinks dazedly*
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Temperance connin
14/04/2026
.-.DREAMIE._.
13/04/2026
Usa:*making eagle noises* Russia: SHUT THE HELL UP USA! Belarus:*existing* Ukraine:*reading a book* Georgia:*getting chased by a wild dog* Japan: Meow!!~ China: I HATE JAPAN. Philippines:*annoying Ukraine* Iceland: Why do those damn icebergs surround my land.. Sweden:… Norway:*dancing* France:*eating a baguette* UK:*sipping tea* Mexico: Anyone want a taco? Australia:…No thanks, Mexico.
...
USA: Who are you?~
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*💋SPICELOVER💋*
13/04/2026