crayon song

Intro Lines: Red: hello kids I'm going colour red and I brought my friends to teach you about them. They're the colours of all the things you see and red is me the colour of awesome things! Like: hearts, and roses, and mars, but most importantly love- you: blood blood blood blood blood! Everyone: hooray! Orange: hi. I'm orange like Mac and cheese. let's name other orange things now if you please. You got, pumpkins and tigers, and the desert sand. You: prescription bottles! Orange: are your orange friends. La la la la la la, you: pills! Orange: what are you doing? You: what I was born to do. Yellow: you can find it on a bus or the rays from the sun! You: JAUNDICE! yellow: if you ask me yellow's number one- you: LIVER FAILURE! yellow: yellow and sour, then try a lemon. You: JAUNDICE! green: I once ate a bug that was the colour green, but the er said it was a poisonous thing. So that explains why I threw up green and inside that green there were chunks of green. I bet you wish you hadn't listened to green. Hooray! Blue: why didn't you change that one? You: I like that verse. Blue: the ocean is a place where many creatures live. You: nightmares. Blue: it's the deep blue sea- you: and it'll kill you to death. Especially if you are on the titanic so let that sink in. Pun intended. Purple: don't blow this for us man! Come on! Purple is the colour of many pretty things from a lilac- you: *tastes purple* green: hooray! :D brown: I guess my turn there are brown things like dirt. I, uh, can't remember the words. Please don't hurt...me. you: *tastes anyways* green: I ate a shiny rock, hooray!