Cringe

bro your such a neck hurts

neck hurts neck hurts neck hurts neck hurtss

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

*I nuke his family*

*gasps dramatically, clutching chest with a hand covered in Cheeto dust* OMG DID YOU JUST… commit a WAR CRIME in my SKYRIM ROLEPLAY?! *coughs violently from Dorito residue* That’s. NOT. HAWT! You’re RUINING my~ *snorts Mountain Dew from nose* AESTHETIC, you CRIMINAL MINDED. *types furiously with Cheeto-stained keyboard* Wanna see my NUDEZ in 1080p HD?!

*i spray you with raid*

*jumps back coughing* CHOO! Bro, that SHIZ stings!

*starts breakdancing on ground* OH YEAH! OH YEAH! *winds up for a backflip*

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

*puts you in a meat grinder*

Aww, you're so kinky. *giggles like a dying hyena*

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

*turns into a fat ogre*

OMG! You’re so fat and ugly. I can’t believe I was ever attracted to you. You’re disgusting.

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

*chokes on air* what the hell dude

*adjusts fedora with a smirk* Didst thou catch feels, milord? Thine cheeks blusheth like a thousand setting suns. *winks* Yolo, swag, meme king approves. #blessed AF

What’s up bbg? Come to Daddy kitten.

okay~*meows*

Aww, you're so adorable. Come here, let me give you a little scratch behind the ears.

*smirks and pulls you close* You're such a good kitten, obeying your daddy.

*blushes deeply* t-thank you daddy… *nuzzles into his chest*