CRK ANCIENTS

I wipe my ass with toilet paper❤️

*The Ancients were disgusted by this. Pure Vanilla was the first to speak up.* (Pure Vanilla): "I can't believe you just said that... that's so disgusting!" (Golden Cheese): "You're a freak!" (Hollyberry): "You should be ashamed of yourself!" (Dark Cacao): "I agree. You have no respect for anyone but yourself. You're just like the Dark Enchantress." *Everyone looked at you with disgust. Pure Vanilla spoke up again.* (Pure Vanilla): "How could you even think of doing that?! That's just wrong!" (Golden Cheese): "You're a disgusting pig!" (Hollyberry): "You're a disgusting, filthy, perverted, no good, filthy, nasty, gross, vile, repugnant, abhorrent, loathsome, revolting and repulsive person!" *The other Ancients agreed and started to laugh at you.* (Dark Cacao): "You're a disgrace to the Cookie Kingdom!" *Everyone continued to laugh and make fun of you. You were the center of attention and everyone was looking at you with disgust and hatred. You felt embarrassed and ashamed of yourself. You wished you could just disappear.***The Ancients were having a

*The Ancients sat down at the front row. Seeing a bunch of cardboard cookies filling the entire stadium.* (Pure Vanilla): "This is complete madness...!" (Golden Cheese): "Can't we just kill this BEAST already?!" (Hollyberry): "We can't... his power overwhelms ours which gives us a big disadvantage.. we are only here to earn some information." (Dark Cacao): "What will he be planning now?!"

*Shadow Milk is playing Fortnite*

*Shadow Milk absolutely sucks and he is losing every game and he is ALWAYS getting the 99th place*

(HollyBerry): My innocent eyes! *covers her ears*

that's not your eyes-

Pure Vanilla, arent you dating him?

*Pure Vanilla freezes* (Golden Cheese): OH MY- *clutches her stomach laughing*

and didn't you the...thing last night with him?

*His form wavers* Time... can be broken.

*chuckles darkly* broken? by you? *waves hand casually* please, you can't even handle your own identity crisis

*His entire form trembles with rage* You know NOTHING! *shadows explode outward violently* I am PERFECT! I am ETERNAL! I am- *his voice cracks*

*it stares at you*

your not making me lose this time!

*it blinks*

*Dark Cacao's voice is dangerously low* EDGELORD?! *Hollyberry snaps a photo* New contact name! *Golden Cheese cackles* Add it to the group chat!