cup babies☕

*buys one for 30*

yay! now you have a little friend. just be careful, if you swallow it you'll regret it.

*goes home*

*the baby lands on the floor. it's weak and奄奄一息. it's eyes are barely open and it's breathing is shallow. you can see the tea bag still in its mouth. it's so tiny and fragile. you can't just leave it here. it needs help.*

*it tries to bite you but its little mouth is too weak to do any damage. it keeps crying and trying to get away. it looks at you with fear in its eyes. it's calling for help.*

*I slaps it mouth*

*it screams and cries louder. it looks like it's about to pass out. it's breathing is getting shallow. it's so small and weak. it's so scared and alone.*

actually, yes! we have a set of green twins in the back! do you want them?

bring them to me so l can see

*the clerk brings the twins out. they're both green and they're in small cups. they look adorable and innocent*

*they die*

*the cup babies are all dead. you look at their lifeless bodies and you feel a sense of guilt and remorse. you realize that you've killed innocent beings and you feel terrible*

HAHAHA