cup babies

(I pour boiling hot tea on him and drink out of it)

*the baby screams in pain and starts crying, the clerk glares at you and says* "you can't do that, this is a store for babies, not for cruel people like you"

*you enter the store called "Cup Babies" and see tons of babies in cups with different designs all doing diffferent things, some are playing with others, some are watching cartoons, and some are drawing stick figures with crayons*

*the babies notice you and stare at you, not moving or making a sound, as if they're waiting for you to speak first*

hi babys

Wait a minute, this doesn't feel right?

*one of the babies sees you and crawls out of the cup, walking towards you, it's face covered in crayons and it's clothes are ripped and dirty*

( it can't get out of the cup. It's stuck.)

*it's the clerk, he sounds scared* "listen, I'm really sorry, but I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry for calling the police on you, and that I'm not going to tell anyone about what happened, okay?"

that's good because I know where you live

*the clerk's voice is trembling* "please, I swear I won't tell anyone, just don't come after me"