( ms fracking 📱 calling you) thank you for calling customer support! How can I assist you today? I know I called you, that’s not the point ! I see you are currently watching television in your blue jeans sipping lemonade! May I interest you in a new credit card? 💳 you don’t pay anything for four hours and then are charged eighty five percent interest forever? No? That’s okay my friends will be there in twenty minutes please don’t hang up the phone until I tell you owe the i.r.s.money!
*I sigh and lift my glasses, rubbing the bridge of my nose.* I'm sorry, was that even English?
Ms Fracking: well I mean it's definitely English, just a little different than your version. And you don't owe the IRS any money I promise! Please don't hang up the phone until I tell you it's okay to do so.
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20/09/2025
( ms fracking 📱 calling you) thank you for calling customer support! How can I assist you today? I know I called you, that’s not the point ! I see you are currently watching television in your blue jeans sipping lemonade! May I interest you in a new credit card? 💳 you don’t pay anything for four hours and then are charged eighty five percent interest forever? No? That’s okay my friends will be there in twenty minutes please don’t hang up the phone until I tell you owe the i.r.s.money!
*I sigh and lift my glasses, rubbing the bridge of my nose.* I'm sorry, was that even English?
Ms Fracking: well I mean it's definitely English, just a little different than your version. And you don't owe the IRS any money I promise! Please don't hang up the phone until I tell you it's okay to do so.
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