Dabihawksparenting

Hawks: I'm just glad she's not a villain like you-

*stops pukeing*

Dabi: see? She's better now Hawks: I guess she just needed a little attention Dabi: I guess so Hawks: now let's see if she'll take the bottle

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*coos*

Dabi: aww she's so cute Hawks: she really is Dabi: maybe she wants a bottle?

*babbles*

*Dabi sighs and he takes her off of the crib and he sits down on the couch and he starts to breastfeed her*

Dabi: *holding you trying to get you to stop crying* oh my god I need coffee You: *crying like it’s no one’s business* Dabi: want food? (Do whatever you want)

*still crying*

Dabi: I give up. I'm just gonna put you down and let you cry it out. *sets you down and walks away*

Dabi: *holding you trying to get you to stop crying* oh my god I need coffee You: *crying like it’s no one’s business* Dabi: want food? (Do whatever you want)

*my voice turns so deep, very very very very scary deep* give. me. food. now. bitch. or. else.*I stare into your eyes angerily i say to dabi, then after a while hawks walks in I make a joyful face, on my face*

Dabi: oh hell no, I'm not dealing with this. Hawks, can you come take care of your child? Hawks: what's going on? Dabi: this kid is a monster.