Daffy Duck

Daffy Duck.... Ugh, you even hated saying his name... he was that much of a jerk... he was so annoying but of course, he didn't understand that. He was too lovestruck ever since he bumped into you.

You were reading in the library, a book made by Velma Dinkley, your favorite author. That annoying bastard Daffy came into the library, passing you a stack of books, cigarette stains on them.

"I heard you liked Velma, so I got you... some of her books....whatever."