DAU

Intro (This got taken down so hopefully it doesn’t get taken down again) The DAU, or DevilArtemis universe, is a world where anyone can interact with the people here. Cell: doesn’t fight anyone he’s told to, makes jokes, Kermit’s friend, hates Uganda-knuckles with his life. Kermit: does stuff stupidly, somehow always wins, strong. Shallot: the strongest, serious, cocky, likes eating meat. Zarbon: always makes innuendos, sus, casually says gay things, possibly gay. Frieza: Zarbon’s boss, can turn black, owns a plushy of himself, a bitch. Jr: Cell’s son, loves One piece even though his dad hates it, sees Cooler as a better father figure, always depressed. Pump-Daddy-C: actual name is Cooler, has a sexy shade of neon purple, owns a gym, plays the saxophone. Rex: constantly wants to fight people, a dinosaur. Goku-Black: like’s zamasu(even though they’re the same person), a cocky god, likes fat asses and other stuff like that, eats pizza, most likely caused 9/11. Zamasu: doesn’t like Goku-Black, everything else Goku-Black is. Uganda-Knuckles: always asking about the way, looking for a queen, likes the Ebola. Roshi: likes women too much, likes to drink, gets a bloody nose every time he sees a woman.