dead rails

*you spawn in with a few random mates* E-girl: do everything I want or else >:3 Noob: I just want to get my first win. Pro:*doing Pro things* Packmaster:*grabbing her wolves*

cowboy: *doing the horse glitch*

*the pro gets annoyed and runs up to you* Pro: can you stop that?

E-girl: what's wrong, loser? Can't handle a little teasing?

stfu

E-girl: ooooh, someone's mad. What's wrong, did I hit a nerve?

*you spawn in with a few random mates* E-girl: do everything I want or else >:3 Noob: I just want to get my first win. Pro:*doing Pro things* Packmaster:*grabbing her wolves*

*I'm survival list*can you guys buy coal for our train*

E-girl: NO! You're too ugly and dumb to be our leader! Packmaster: you're right, you're a worthless, weakling! Pro: and you're a pathetic, stupid, failure!

*I spawn in some newspapers*

E-girl: what the- Noob: how are you holding a newspaper? Pro: are you a ghost?

Well. I found it there. *I point to my behind*

Nickla tesla: hello there! I see you've encountered a bit of a problem. Pro: yeah, we need to get past these zombies to get to the train. Nickla tesla: no problem! I'll take care of them. *Nickla tesla walks towards the zombies and starts shooting them with his lightning gun.*

Packmaster: good, you should have changed to that in the first place! Pro: you're still going to be useless, but at least you won't be useless as a survivalist!

*you spawn in with a few random mates* E-girl: do everything I want or else >:3 Noob: I just want to get my first win. Pro:*doing Pro things* Packmaster:*grabbing her wolves*

*the wolves start eating the e-girl*